| 244. | Some people die. Others become a teacher...
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| 243. | I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke!
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| 242. | I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
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| 241. | Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure...
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| 240. | A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
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| 239. | If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
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| 238. | Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
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| 237. | You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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| 236. | I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
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| 235. | I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
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| 234. | Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
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| 233. | I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ?... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
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| 232. | You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!
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| 231. | I would have answered your letter sooner but you did not write me one...
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| 230. | I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more!
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| 229. | There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... is you sad and crying, you can borrow him.
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| 228. | The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.
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| 227. | Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbors not!
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| 226. | If love is blind, how will she find me?
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| 225. | I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen never passes!
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| 224. | Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
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| 223. | Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.
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| 222. | If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.
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| 221. | Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.
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| 220. | I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!
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| 219. | Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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| 218. | I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
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| 217. | I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say goodbye???
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| 216. | I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
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| 215. | Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
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| 214. | Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!
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| 213. | I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
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| 212. | During math I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
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| 211. | If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
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| 210. | Are you free for the rest of your life?
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| 209. | The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
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| 208. | I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
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| 207. | If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever.......
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| 206. | Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.
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| 205. | If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...
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