364. | A good neighbor is better than an inflatable doll!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
363. | What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
362. | Sex is good, sex is funny, many the people fuck for money! If you think that sex is funny, fuck yourself and safe the money!!!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
361. | What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
|
|
360. | The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
359. | Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
358. | Screw calmly and without worries, if you do not come today, it may happen tomorrow!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
357. | Do you know why a waterbed needs to be filled with seawater?.. For the mussels need to be able to open.
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
356. | I think I have BSE on my penis ...... all women who experienced it go crazy!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
355. | Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Linksmos
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
354. | Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
353. | There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
352. | Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
351. | Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
350. | Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
349. | What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
348. | Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
347. | Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
346. | Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
|
|
345. | Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
344. | How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
343. | There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
342. | When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
341. | Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
340. | Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
339. | When god created the men he was only kidding
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
338. | A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
337. | Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
336. | When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
335. | I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
334. | LAST MTV NEWS! WORLD FAMOUS RAPER EMINEM FUCKED WORLD FAMOUS BITCH BRITNEY SPEARS! ALSO SHE SAID, SHE LIKED IT! REAL BITHC! more on www.mtv.com :)
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
333. | Fuck is nice and Fuck is funny. Many people fuck 4 money! If you think that fuck is funny - Fuck yourself and save your money!
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
332. | For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world...
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
331. | The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Everything alright? L=Like to hear from you! L=Love to see you soon! O=Obviously miss you.. SO Hello! :)
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
330. | Word ADIDAS means: A=All D=Day I=In D=Dream A=About S=Sex. So are you ADIDAS?
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
329. | We will now update your brain... searching.. searching... still searching... sorry, no brain found!...:)
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
328. | Sex is like NOKIA(connecting people),like NIKE(just do it),like PEPSI(ask for more),like SAMSUNG(everyone is invited)...
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
327. | I wish I was a china cup from which you drink your tea and every time you take a drink you will be kissing me..:*
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
326. | No SMINT - no KISS, no kiss - no LOVE, no LOVE - no SEX, no sex - no BABY, no baby - no PROBLEM. NO SMINT - NO PROBLEM!:)
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |
|
325. | I close my eyes only for a moment and a moment is gone. All my dreams pass before eyes. Dust in the wind all we are just dust in a wind...
|
| ![header=[Įsiminti tekstą] body=[]](images/icons/copy.gif) |