404. | One look
One smile
One touch
One embrace
One kiss
One love
Two people
Two minds
Two souls
Two destinies
One road
One journey
One ending
Together. |
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403. | No matter where you are, whenever the wind blows, it will always wisper the name of yours in my heart.. I love you! |
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402. | I walk alone trough life's dark night, You are my candle, my shining light! |
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401. | Searching (sex)......Done...Everybody is having sex at this very moment....Wait a sec...There is only one sucker reading this message!
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400. | Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.
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399. | By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning...You have now become unnecessary.
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398. | Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? ................................. no?...................................... Bungler!
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397. | I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as well as Lassie!!!
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396. | The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.
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395. | Message from you provider: Your dildo is disturbing our network. Turn it off or continue manually. Thanks for your cooperation.
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394. | Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh......ohh......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good!
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393. | Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop 4 vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut, bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans.
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392. | A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.
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391. | sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) and like SAMSUNG (everybody is invited)
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390. | American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand
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389. | If you cry, I cry...if you laugh, I laugh...if you are happy, I am too...if you are sad, I am too...and if you are horny, call me.
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388. | What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet
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387. | Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.
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386. | There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
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385. | What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"
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384. | Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...
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383. | What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!
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382. | You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!
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381. | What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU!!
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380. | The difference between erotic and perverted: Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white wisp Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.
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379. | Sex is good for your stomach muscles and much more fun than fitness
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378. | Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive.
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377. | The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
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376. | Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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375. | What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!
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374. | Do you know why smurfs always laugh? Because the grass always tickles their little balls!
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373. | When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
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372. | How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose! And after sex? Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonnaise??
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371. | Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
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370. | Sex is like Nike, just do it.
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369. | Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!
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368. | Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!
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367. | What is the smallest airplane in the world, a count...? Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...
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366. | Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
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365. | God created the world in SIX days But it took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!".. *
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